Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Ve Vill Tie You Now

This is just to share some pictures of my first TU event ever, the  Miller Van Winkle chapter Tie One On event in Petoskey Michigan.  I enjoyed it alot; being my first TU event, I was a little nervous, what with all the secret initiation rituals and all, but my hair is starting to grow back and the red marks are fading.
Brian Kozminski, standing left chairman and organizer of the Tie One On event.  Notice the Medieval setting.
As I said, I was a little nervous, so I just set up my vise and started tying after meeting the other guys.  I am in no way in the same league as these other tyers.  My philosophy is to tie only for what I actually fish, and buy only for what I tie, otherwise I would already have $2000.00 worth of Whiting capes and saddles.  Despite my weakness for feathers, I don't fish a lot of dries- I work outdoors in summer, and am busiest during the major hatch periods.  Most of my fly fishing consists of spring steelhead, streamer fishing, and summer time terrestrials.  So I tie egg and other steelhead patterns, a variety of streamers (my zoo cougar is pretty good, at least the trout think so), skunks and other assorted junk including some very effective soft hackles.

Did I tell you I'm not in the same league as these guys?  Here's a shot of John Sheets (sp?)- notice the intense concentration

John Sheets ties one on

John was tying an extended body callibaetis, or so he says, I had to use the eXtreme Stop Motion on my camera just to get these fleeting images.  Ah, the wild fly tyer in his natural element.  There was some talk about a post, some hackle whirled in circles and then he handed me a fly which he said was a reject.  So I stole it.

Also there was Kevin Foerster of Lovells Fly Tyer fame.  He was tying up some Au Sable Skunks, which I should have been paying attention to as I fish this pattern a lot, and his was different from mine.  It was well tied.

Kevin Foerster, far left, the Lovells Fly Tyer, holds court.


All in all it was good low key fun, I learned nothing as I refused to set down my bobbin and watch, and Greta, the keeper of the Armory says I can come back when I learn not to cry out in pain.

FR

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Ice!

photo courtesy Corby Walsh

 I've only fallen through once, on a small lake north of here.  We had gone out ice fishing, three friends and me.  We didn't have snow machines, and had trudged a mile and a half to the far side of the lake to where we thought we could find some jumbo bluegills.  We managed to catch a few that day.  While it was only late December, quite early here in the ice fishing season, we had drilled a couple of holes to check the thickness and quality of the ice, to find that there was a good twenty inches- normally enough to drive a pickup on.  I'm a hole puncher, I get bored watching a rod doing nothing, and so was walking around keeping myself occupied, when suddenly, the ice gave way.  I'm not sure how I had the presence of mind, but I managed to lunge forward instead of straight down and only got one leg wet.  We fished for another hour after that, but I had to walk that mile and a half back, with the clothing on my left leg freezing solid, swinging my leg because it didn't want to bend.  Other friends of mine have gone all the way in- the one saved himself only because he held on to the rope of his sled, and had attached a couple of short screwdrivers or awls to his coat which he was then able to stab into the ice edge and pull himself up.  I can't imagine those awful moments- the terrible shock of the cold, like being hit by a sledgehammer, the terror of staring up at the green bottom of the ice, the struggle to haul yourself back out as your muscles begin to instantly stiffen, the ghastly frigid walk back to shore, fumbling with your keys at your vehicle with fingers that no longer want to work, desperately trying to get the doors open, the truck started, the engine warm enough to get some heat.

Storm on Little Traverse Bay
My friend Terrance has some of the worst ice fishing tales I've ever heard.  He used to fish Sturgeon Bay, back when it was justifiably famous for limit catches of jumbo perch-a distant memory, by the way.  You could catch some fish near shore, but the best fishing was five to six miles out into Lake Michigan, near the pressure cracks.  He would ride his three wheeler out there and load up on perch that were 15 to 18 inches long.  His tales are of the cold and wind, whiteouts on the ice, weird mirages reflecting off-shore islands in mirror image, fog so thick they had to navigate by sound, getting home by dead reckoning, his three wheeler spinning crazily across the wind scoured ice when he would burst through the drifts, hands numb from cold, frostbit from having to keep a thumb on the throttle.  He talks of motoring all the way to the edge of open water where the bite was best, out to the outer edge of the islands.  How in spring the surface ice and snow would melt, turning the ice road into a river of water, and finding a hole or crack, the water would eat away at the ice until it would become open whirlpools four feet across.  They called them the Black Holes.  He told me about the day that the wind shifted to out of the east- lake ward.  They hadn't felt it yet, but even the slightest draft pushes on the ice like a giant sail.  The first sign of trouble, he says, was that their lines no longer pointed straight down the hole, but back toward shore.  Everyone started shouting at once, pulling lines and tossing gear onto their machines.  He yelled at two men fishing nearby who were still busily pulling jumbos out of the water, but they ignored him.  Terry then had an hour long, white-knuckle race to shore, first finding the separation crack, and, seeing blue water between him and shore, speeding parallel to it until he found a place to cross.  Those other two men weren't so lucky- the Coast Guard had to fly out and rescue them.  They only rescue people, not gear or machines, and they lost everything but what mattered- their lives.
Terrance is a bit of a practical joker- I won't even tell you what he did last week to the visiting nurse.  (It involves a urine sample and coffee). One year, some clients hit him up to get them in on that jumbo perch action on Sturgeon Bay.  He had a jeep then, and when he got a little ways off shore he stopped, took the doors off and then proceeded to put on a life preserver.  They asked him "Do you really think that would save you if we went through the ice?"
"No" he replied, "I just want them to be able to find my body so my wife can collect the life insurance."

some first ice jumbos

First and last ice are the most tempting, as the fishing can be almost feverish at those times.  I'm never the first one out- I like to see activity for at least a week before I'll go.  Seeing snowmobiles out there is reassuring.  Last ice can be even more problematic- how long do you push it?  In April here, the ice can be 20 inches thick, but needled up and punky.  It firms up at night when temps dip below freezing.  Ice that was solid at sunrise can quickly become hazardous by 10 a.m. On the Big Water the stakes are even higher- ice that stretches to the horizon can blow out in a day, leaving nothing but a few bobbing floes to remind you.  Terrance had this happen to him once- he was fishing Little Traverse Bay near Harbor Springs with a realtor friend (yes, realtors are people too) in April, when the wind came up and the ice started breaking up all around them. It was another frantic race to shore, jumping from floe to floe; by the next day the bay was nothing but open water.

My memories of ice in Michigan are not so much of danger and drama, but of beauty.  I used to visit my mother when she lived in Elk Rapids, at the north end of Grand Traverse Bay.  Winter gales with waves up to 25 feet had pushed the ice on shore, piling it 20 feet or higher.  Subsequent wave action and freezing sculpts sea caves big enough to walk into, some complete with blowholes, just like the ones in Hawaii.  Once the storms subside the lake will freeze solid, allowing safe inspection.  Waves, cold, and windblown rime conspire together like some demented sculptor, leaving goblinesque statuary, crenellated towers, and icicles that defy gravity, growing sideways, guarding the entrances to these caves.

I’ve spent quite a bit of time on the ice over the years.  Spearing pike through the ice is a popular- and legal, winter pastime for many.  It is actually more interesting and challenging than it sounds.  You have to black out your shanty entirely.  You have a hole the size of a big-screen TV, the light coming through the surrounding ice making it look like you’re watching, well, TV.  Schools of fish parade by, bugs you never knew existed twitch their way across the hole, foot-long salamanders crawl through on the bottom.  You lower a wooden decoy on a string and twitch it occasionally to attract the pike.  You can watch it for hours waiting for something to happen.  It’s all very sudden- they’ll streak right in and grab the decoy, shaking it savagely, other times they slide in right up to the decoy and inspect it, or cruise right through and keep going.  Most often they just materialize, a large menacing head in the corner of the hole.  Carefully you lower the entire head of your spear into the water- it only takes a quick flick of the wrist to connect, but if the spearhead makes the slightest bubble or splash their lateral line will sense it and they will always, ALWAYS, dodge your throw. 

Breakwall in Petoskey, Winter '07

 My favorite form of ice fishing is for whitefish on Little Traverse Bay off of the break wall in Petoskey.  Great Lakes whitefish are a local delicacy served at the best restaurants; delicious fried, baked, broiled, poached or smoked.  They grow to 14 pounds, but average 1 ½ to 6 pounds.  They typically stay in deep water- we’re fishing a hole that is 90 to 110 feet deep.  They have tiny sensitive mouths and large eyes that see everything.  This means that you need light fluorocarbon tippet, not more than four pound test.  While not blazingly fast, they are extremely strong and long-winded; between the light line and their papery mouths you can’t horse them in.  I’ve had battles go on for 45 minutes, and have lost most of those.  You’ll get a large fish almost in only to have them make a run and peel off more line than you’ve started with. 

But the fishing is never the point- it’s the drama.  Sometimes the bay will freeze, only to be pummeled by wave action and ground into slush which in some years is 12 to 18 feet thick; it can take 2 hours or more to clear a hole.  A lot of your fish become lodged in the slush and are lost.  Other years, the bay has frozen up solid only to have it broken, windrowed by the storms and refrozen.  Slabs of this ice freeze in place vertically and through your hole you can see broken shards of it extending 20 feet down in the clear water, like icebergs.  My first winter out there, a couple of abnormally calm and cold weeks produced extremely clear ice 24 inches thick.  It buckled in places, but wouldn’t break.  We then experienced a freak warm spell that dumped large amounts of rain on top, and it puddled in the low spots.  During the day the ice was eerily clear, the closest I will ever come to actually walking on water.  At night it was a horror, the ice being invisible under the layer of water, the puddles ankle deep over ice crystalline in its clarity.  Walking off at midnight, I had to remind myself constantly that I was treading on over 20 inches of solid ice, hard as stone, and not stepping into open water.

Ice also “sings” and nowhere does it belt out a chorus better than on the bay.  Deep water must make for great acoustics.   Think of the ice as a giant diaphragm, or a drumhead.  It flexes with wind and barometric pressure changes, and in the process, it cracks and creaks and groans like an old wooden ship.  On clear, calm nights when the barometric pressure changes it sings with a metallic whine; if you’ve ever heard someone tapping on the far end of a piece of sheet metal, metal pipe or culvert, you know what this sounds like.  Whitefish bite best at night, and for years I’ve worked all day and then driven straight to the bay to fish until midnight or 1 a.m.  There is typically a sundown bite, then a lull, then a bite that seems to come in building waves. Speaking of waves, one of the most alarming events I've experienced out there was a seiche- a barometric low preceding a storm that produces a bulge in the lake and, subsequently, waves.  I was having an outstanding night, catching fish after fish.  The weather was calm, but suddenly the ice began to heave violently, and continued to do so for about fifteen minutes.  Water gushed 15 inches high in and out of the holes, flooding my portable shelter, soaking my clothes.  I was too afraid to leave, and when I did step out, one of my rods jerked down the hole.  I did what any reasonable person would do- I reeled in the fish, and then reeled in several more, riding the ice like a bucking bronco.  It ended just as suddenly as it began, and so did the bite.

the whitefish hole in a slush year

Recent years have been too warm- I don’t expect that the bay will freeze up enough to fish for my beloved whitefish this winter.  There has been an alarming upward trend of deaths on the ice- lakes that freeze up later and later, and anglers both novice and experienced, who lose their lives going out on ice that in years past would have been solid.  At least one vehicle has sunk to the bottom of Burt Lake this year.  My father told me that once, while finishing work at a house on Little Traverse Bay, he happened to look out on the ice and see a snowmobile idling on the ice off shore, next to a hole.  The locals knew that the ice had just formed that week and was thin, fragile.  A light coat of snow made the surface look like any other lake or field in the area.  He was from downstate and the body was not found until spring.  On a lighter note, another one of Terrance’s Tales O’ Sturgeon Bay is about a man who tried to drive out despite warnings that the shore ice was no good.  His truck went through the ice about 60 yards off shore in water that came up to the level of his seat.  Soaking wet and cold, he somehow got a wrecker to come out; they then had to bring in a back-hoe to break up the ice around the truck.  The wrecker winched it out all right, and in the process managed to destroy every body panel, the exhaust, the suspension.  Terry says the man then got his key out as if he was going to start it up and drive off, but a wave of water poured out once he opened the door.  Cautionary, is it not.
I don’t ice fish much anymore.  Like I said, I don’t think the bay will freeze enough to fish. I don’t enjoy sitting on the inland lakes when I know the fishing is slow.  Fly fishing has consumed my attention outdoors:  I tie most of my own flies now, so if the weather is bad, I tie and dream of the coming steelhead runs, or things that go bump in the night.  If the weather is good I’ll go out after winter steelhead on any stream open enough to allow it.  I still try to get out and experience the ice from time to time, even if it’s just to go for a walk after dark on the local lake, the sky lit up by the ski resorts and the Aurora borealis.  I’ll follow the coyote tracks until I’m tired and cold and then head home.

Sturgeon Bay, early spring.  Photo courtesy  Corby Walsh


Friday, February 4, 2011

Writing Prompt; What Was I Thinking?

I'm afraid I'm posting this at the risk of treading on the turf of Rebecca and Joe.

I had a couple unexpected weeks off, and decided that, having lots of material and hooks, I'd sell a few flies on Ebay.  No this is not a plug.  I'm not very Ebay savvy YET, and therefore have sold 19 dozen flies for an average of about $3 a dozen.  Now I'm tying dozens of soft hackles for the sheer what of it.  I bought a couple of those cheap packs of Hungarian Partridge, and alot of the feathers seem to still have the bird attached; I sorted through one whole bag of airborne fluff just to get 3 dozen feathers.  What was I thinking?

my cell, with ipod


So, If you've ever had one, if not many, of those moments, please feel free to share.  It can be anything, from buying a puppy to inviting that traveling companion when you knew better, whatever.

And if this is a job better left to the Powers that Be, maybe offer it as a suggestion.  If the couple of members who are keeping in touch want to participate, maybe follow the same format of writing it, posting it, and sharing a link in the comments.

Sorry Gals

In my comments yesterday on the subject of the other bloggers I'd like to meet, I mentioned about Rebecca Garlock that I don't personally know any outdoors women, as in, women who hunt and fish.  I had my Eureka moment last night while mulling this over.  It occurred to me that we hunters and fishers have absconded with the mantle of "Outdoorsperson", when in fact there are a lot of sports that occur outdoors.  You can all argue and piffle with me if you like over what defines an outdoors sport, but I know this- it rankles me to this day to be pigeon-holed as just a hunter, or just a fisherman.  I feel that the outdoors, and my activities throughout encompass so much more than that.  I love hiking, biking, outdoor photography.  I'm a kayakaholic and have the T-shirt to prove it.  I love to practice survival skills, knot tying, making and breaking camp. I'm an avid bird-watcher and it distressed me to no end when a friend, observing my interest in some ducks on a lake said "You know, you don't have to shoot everything."   I love outdoor cooking, long walks on the beach.. oops, wrong ad.  I have had a subscription to Outside Magazine for 18 years, but only intermittent ones to so-called "outdoor" magazines.
My Eureka moment was this- I am friends with several very good outdoors women, and it has been disrespectful of me to not think of them as such.  They love to hike, camp, canoe, kayak and some of them spend more time outdoors than I do.
Fisherman and hunters are bemoaning the loss of participation in outdoor sports, and there has been a definite movement to try to involve women, minorities and the young to try to promote the things we love.  My pledge from now on is to try to be less myopic in my view of the outdoors.  To acknowledge the validity of these other activities.  If we can think three dimensionally, broaden our own horizons, perhaps this is the key in bringing others into the sports we love.

Just a thought.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

More Trout, Less Cud

The tag-line to this blog being "Ruminations from Trout Country", thus the title here.  Fontinalis Rising was started one week ago today, so it's time for a review of our progress, successes, examine mistakes made, and set goals for the next week.
First of all, I'd like to thank all of you for your overwhelming support.  I had hoped that my friends would take a look and be entertained, and that maybe, MAYBE, some of my Facebook friends would take a look, chuckle and then get back to work.  50 hits in a week would have been nice.  Imagine my surprise when I installed the view counter today and had over 370 hits in just the first week.  So again, I thank you.  I also would like to thank Joe and Rebecca for starting OBN and including my drivel.


For all of you who may be keeping up on this, I have gotten an EPIRB signal from the Unaccomplished Angler, and we at FR have dispatched a garbage truck from Chicago to the rescue.  Oprah's garbage truck, so it smells like jasmine and honey. We'll let you know if it's just a tattered survival suit or if he's still breathing.  Whether, after a lengthy hospital stay, and years of rehabilitation he's able to return to the blogosphere remains to be seen.
found, maybe, sort of, and OWM is on its way

Fontinalis Rising Mission Statement and drumroll
Now to the point of this post, I am here going to make my commitment to excellence, my vision for Fontinalis Rising.  I promise to you the reader, that this blog will be about outdoor writing excellence, that on a regular basis you will find entertaining, informative, and above all, well-written posts that even my non-outdoor friends will enjoy.  Yes, I will have to do what I've been doing, which is sitting down and banging out these 20 minute missives, and yes, it appears that I will have to use this as a means to stay continually engaged with the rest of the OBN blogosphere, but on a regular basis, I will post thoughtful, well-written posts (to the best of my ability) that I have actually put some work into.  I will share as much of my outdoor experiences with you as I can, I will diligently photograph and share, I will do some outdoor reporting, I will strive to make this a place you look forward to checking each week.
And the next time I am tempted to say something negative about another blogger or their work, I will ask myself WWAVD: that's right- "What Would April Vokey Do?".  Which is of course, is to be nice as pie and go fishing.

The Rest of This is OBN Business, for Those Of You Who Have Better Things To Do

This is in response to the OBN writing prompt concerning "Meet Your Favorite Blogger"

It's a little embarassing to admit that before last week, about the only blogs I had ever read anywhere were flyshop/guide fishing reports.  Finding OBN and clicking around this last week has been like finding a home; the down side of all this is that  I'm still getting to know you all and trying to figure out who I've even read so far.  I'm apologizing in advance to all the great writers and bloggers on this forum who I haven't gotten to.

My List, such as It Is.
1.  Kirk Werner ("I demand satisfaction") of the Unaccomplished Angler.  I could sit and read his stuff all day, the kind of writing that I really enjoy.  I'm hoping he'll write a book for grown-ups.
2. Rebecca Garlock of the Outdooress- it was your post last week about OBN that got me into this; and I must admit that I'm a little fascinated by women who love the outdoors of their own volition, and wonder if the motivations are the same.
3. Joe of- you know, Joe, the other founder of OBN, in gratitude as well.  I'll figure out which blog is yours and read it soon.
4. Harold Levett of Wind Knots & Tangled Lines and
5. Jay of The Naturalist's Angle for their early support, they seem like nice guys.
6. Mike Schmidt of Angler's Choice Flies, so I can steal some tying ideas.


My apologies to Coyote Luke of Most Things Custom  for not making the list- I see way too much of your scary hide as it is.

So, who knows what the next week will bring.  Will this blogger slide back into the oblivion from whence he came?  Will there be an uprising of the OBN bloggers to overthrow the regime?  Will Rebecca and Joe go quietly, or will they serve out the rest of their terms and not run for re-election?

Wait, that's Egypt

FR

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Talking to Myself

I've been living alone for the last 12 years, and fishing alone for much of that time.  The auto-conversations
 started soon after this lengthy exile, and continue to this day.  I'm so used to it I don't pay it much mind.  At home I know I'm talking to myself, but on the river, I'll often pretend I'm talking to the fish, cursing the bugs, or blessing the river. But it's all just one long note to self. 
That's not to say that I don't have friends and fishing buddies.  There's Stevie, the Mad Captain, Terrance, the Terror of Echo Valley.  There's Phil the boatbuilder.  Keith the Kayaker. Tim, Andy, Eddie, Al- you all know who you are.
Most of the time it's just me, wandering off to the woods or rivers to do my thing.  I've done this since early childhood, and am grateful to have lived in a time and place where it was ok to send your eight year old outside to play for the entire day with no one asking where I went, with the only stipulation being that I be home by dinner time.  So I'm pretty sure the externalization of inner thoughts started then.

I'm not talking to myself as much anymore, and sometimes it bothers me.  Sure it's nice to be heard, listened to, even acted upon.  But really, who ever paid attention?

I'm blaming the Internet.  I've joined Facebook, for instance.  At first I connected with people I knew personally, and all seemed swell.  Then one day I decided to start networking in the fishing community.  Fairly early on I exchanged a couple of posts with a well-known guide about where we had fished the night before, and man did I hear about it.  In the past, I've told all kinds of people where I go, what I use, the size and number of the fish I catch- no one ever seemed to care, and I certainly never ran into these people parked in my favorite spots.  Now to hint of anything I do seems to land me in hot water.

The same with this blog.  I'm used to talking, and not being answered.  So Imagine my surprise when Kirk Werner, the Unaccomplished Angler himself, commented on my blog post of yesterday.  I had hinted at a negative reaction on my part to his children's books, and he called me out on it.  Awkward! It never occurred to me that he might actually bother to read something I wrote.

I'm used to reading books, watching TV, buying magazines, consuming their contents, bloviating in my self-important manner, and moving on.  Until now, those people never heard me.  They were Other, they dwelt in a realm apart from my existence and certainly couldn't be bothered with my thoughts.

Much is made of the internet, of globalization, networking, communicating.  I go to the outdoors to escape all that, and I come back and share it with you because I would like you to join me.  I want you to see how wonderful and peaceful it all is, a shelter from the pundits, politicians, 24-hr news, Friending, Tweeting, traffic, Survivor, and that Theater of Horrors, American Idol (comments from Simon Cowell will automatically be deleted).  My mind, our minds need a rest from all of that, and nothing soothes it like green leaves, flowing water, the smell of watercress, red and black spots on an electrum flank.  I need to go and talk to myself.
don't you feel better already?

I'm trying to adjust to this great interconnected world of ours and keep my sanity.  It's thrilling to be able to communicate with anyone anytime- especially with anglers, guides, TV personalities, tiers and authors I admire.  I'll just have to remember that nowadays, it seems like everyone is listening.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Oh Brother, Where art Thou?

I feel like an old man waking up in the middle of a conversation.

I've just found out who Kirk Werner is.  And now he's gone AWOL.





He's the author of the above blog, and the author of this post: http://unaccomplishedangler.com/2011/01/fly-fishing-needs-dirty-harry/ which is about the funniest thing I've ever read.

At the risk of alienating my readership, I'm going to do a little speculating as to his retirement and whereabouts- there's a $50 gift certificate at stake.  Feel free to let your eyes glaze over and roll back in your head.  Or better still, click on the link above and get some actual entertainment.
From the couple of posts I read besides the above, I take it Mr. Werner loves to write and fish, and lives in the Pacific Northwest.  Steelhead seem to be high in his list, which rules out the Great Lakes, which are frozen solid this winter and currently recieving the worst blizzard in decades.  Plus, it's easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than get a left coaster to fish steelhead in flyover country.
Mr Werner is also the writer of a series of childrens books- Olive the Woolly Bugger.  I've actually seen these in my neighborhood bookstore, and must admit that my thoughts about them were a little uncharitable.  This was before I had read any of his work.
My guess- that he's disappeared into some remote valley to write Judy-Blumesque novels for adolescents.  Something along the lines of "Rose the Steelhead Smolt".  It will of course be along the lines of the changing life of a steelhead parr as it smolts, abandoned by its parents at birth, dodging predators, joining a school, then heading to an urban area to eat or get eaten.  Along the way she makes friends, meets some young bucks, experiments with dioxin.  Through it all she never gives up her dream of returning to her home waters with lots of silver.  Or chrome.
He could just be laughing himself to sleep knowing that somewhere out there, people like me are staying up trying to finagle fifty bucks in his name.

Curses on you Kirk Werner, you'd better be working on that Dirty Harry script.

FR